Musical Numbers By Peter / Part 1

The show often incorporates musical numbers in Broadway style as part of its episode technique, either as tangential vignettes or to advance the plotline. On April 26, 2005 Family Guy: Live in Vegas was released and was a collaboration between composer Walter Murphy and Seth MacFarlane. It features a show tune theme. Only one song, the theme song, is related to the show. Also included was the music video "Stewie's Sexy Party". In 2002, both MacFarlane and Murphy won the Emmy award for the song "You've Got a Lot to See" from the episode "Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows", while in 2007, Murphy received another nomination for the song "My Drunken Irish Dad". The nomination was shared with the writer of the episode, Danny Smith, who wrote the lyrics to the song.

In 2000, composer Ron Jones received an Emmy Award nomination for the song "We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass" from the season two episode "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater". The nomination was shared with the writer of the episode Chris Sheridan, who wrote the lyrics to the song.

In 2008, Jones received another Emmy nomination for scoring the episode "Lois Kills Stewie", the second part of the 2-part 100th episode of "Family Guy". It should also be interesting to note that for Part 1, Jones used a cliffhanger cue similar to his music to "The Best of Both Worlds", the popular two-parter of Star Trek: The Next Generation, because Seth MacFarlane and executive producer David A. Goodman are both avid Trekkies.

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GIVE UP THE TOAD


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You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll loseall contr
olof your bladder and your sphincter
thats your butthole
Cause, if you use toad
then I'm tellin you
you can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah when you use toad
it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
thats no lie
you'll choke on your tongue and die
Gotta give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
its no joke
buddy give it up
(you gotta give up the toad now)
or you'll croak
buddy give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
and dont smoke or you'll see it hurts to pee
There'll be blood
gushing from you
everytime that you cough
and forget getting lucky it falls off
So you better wise up
cause I'm tellin you
toad is one lando forbids
Gotta give it all up
or your gonna see
your whole life will hit the skids
and your kids
will be born without eyelids
Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
just give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
give it up
(give up the toad now)
I'm no fool
Landos cool
YEAH!

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DRUNKEN IRISH DAD

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Peter: Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring, And he never taught me anything, But still I slap my chest and sing - Of My Drunken Irish Dad. Oh, his face looks like a railroad map, And he never shuts his freakin' trap...
Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap From your Drunken Irish Dad.
Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Reardon, and Rooney... They'll tell you the same McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney, All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.
Mickey: Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan. Look to the ground while their dad passes by Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, Fight for his honor and then start to cry!
(People in the bar dance and brawl while others play the fiddle, tin whistle, and concertina.)
Both: Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm, And our moods infect us like a germ 'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...
Mickey: (Spoken) And we don't tan well either.
All: ...From a Drunken Irish Dad!!

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I NEED A JEW

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Peter: Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew
Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew
Where to find A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do my taaaaaxesss...
Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew
Max: Hi, my name's Max Weinstein, my car just broke down, can I use you phone?
Peter: Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!
Max: Hey!

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I HAVE JAMES WOODS

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Peter: Someone to care for, to be there for. I have James Woods.
James: Someone to do for, muddle through for. You have James Woods.
Peter: Someone to share joy or despair with, whichever betides you.
James: Life becomes a chore...
Both: Unless you're living for...
Peter: Someone to tend to, be a friend to. I have James Woods.
James: Someone to strive for, do or die for. You have James Woods.
Both: It's true, we two, have a likewise point of view.
James: 'Cause James Woods has you.
Peter: And I have James Woods, too!

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CANT'T TOUCH ME

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(Peter has just stepped on the grass)
Police Officer: Hey, that's against the law! (grabbing Peter's arm), you're coming with me.
Peter: (Peter pulls his hand out of the officer's grasp) ah ah ah! can't touch me! Can't touch me! Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.
points to MC Hammer and then graffitis on a wall "Petoria 4-Ever"
Peter: I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street! I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat! Can't touch me! Can't touch me!
Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter dancing: Can't touch me!
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Peter: STOP! Peter Time! I'm a big shot! There's no doubt! Light a fire then pee it out! Don't like it, kiss my rump! Just for a minute let's all do the bump.
Everybody does the bump
Peter: Can't touch me, Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump! Can't touch me! I'm Presidential Peter! Interns think I'm hot! Don't care if you're handicapped! I'll still park in your spot! Ties Joe to a back of the truck with chains
I've been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay! It's Peter, Go Peter, MC Peter, Yo Peter! Let's see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me!
The song ends. A police officer is writing a ticket.
Peter to woman: Except for you, you can touch me.